Travel’s become my personal hell
Flying’s the worst but every type’s bad
I once got on a train with only the clothes
On my back a construction helmet
Cash from the bank not even a book
To get me to Boston for a couple
Of days loading a truck leaving
Her loft with most of her stuff which
Then sat undisturbed unexamined
In my home for four years once
You’ve settled on the time of
The visit you’ve got to guess what
The weather will be just how
Much crap can you load in your
Smallest luggage usually ending
The week with some clothing totally
Unused this presumes machine washing
At the terminus wondering why I ever
Thought a sweatshirt would be needed
Could be I’m just a lousy planner which
Might seem obvious from my desk
That holds letters declaring two
Payments each a day late electronically
Some fog that fell over me on September
First which allowed me to record money
Paid on the bills list in the checkbook
Then fail to effect in the system
Would you trust a person who could
Do that to make sure your panties
Were packed aside from the general
Worry about whether the local rapid
Was working one day it wasn’t which
Unnerved me to no end then there’s
The recent bad numbers from my
Diabetic testing an extra pound that
Refuses to leave hell I discover
I don’t have a raincoat the pet sitter’s
Instructed the food’s out the leash is
Where he will find it the weather looks
Good oh God what do you want from
Me a rosary just to calm down this is
All amuck because I don’t have the
Reservation number which would
Let me print a boarding pass in the
Twenty fours hours before getting
On the plane now I actually have to
Speak with an agent please keep me
From falling in love they’re always
So congenial those brunette haired
Late middle aged women so scrumptious at
That last moment before departure
If they broke from their professional
Composure asked me please don’t go
I’m not sure I wouldn’t cancel
Right there on the spot or do my
Best to concoct a one-minute troth
Pledging I’ll be back in a week
We can pick the relationship up over
Airport coffees you can tell I’m upset
If imagining matrimonial love
Is the only thing that will help me
Catch my breath the plane and a
Taxi
c. J.S.Manista, 2015
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