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Was I subconsciously reenacting sept d'un coup
When five minutes ago I thought to whack
The flies at a rear bedroom window
Hustled to get my flyswatter
Make an early end to their filthy lives
They were so calm not flitting about
As if their tiny legs had glued to
The glass the paint on the muntins
Were they at their natural end anyway
Letting the late afternoon sun warm them
As they breathed their last to lose
Their insectivorous grip
Fall away to the sill no open windows
In that room perhaps their little dead bodies
I’d wrongly guess to be turds
Query if the cat with all her recent outdoor
Adventures was falling down on the job
After a minute of flailing
I had dispatched that crowd
Hardly seven with one blow
More like seven strokes
For each of the six-legged folks
When finally too late to have pity
Ghandi came to mind
I could have more easily opened
The window let them flee
No there was something quite
Murderous about my mood which
I attribute to brothers of the flies
Or sisters in today’s PC parlance
Who had the temerity to sample
Various hard-to-reach portions
Of my flesh several on my back
Where neither hand can curl to scratch
Others in places you could scrape
Only in the shower
If you remember last year the wasps
Fled their railroad tie home
When my lawnmower inadvertently
Note how I’m not taking any of the blame
Struck their quarters maybe jarring
Them loose from their perches
During supper or love-making
I always hated that when you’re
Diligently endeavored and an earthquake
Tilts the bed at just the wrong time
Then that line from Hemingway
Invariably crops up I won’t say it here
But you’re done for the night
Conditioned to expect a child at the door
A window blown open another tremor
To undo the mood do you hear
Water running in the bathroom
Well the damn wasps attacked me and
There wasn’t enough over-the-counter
Benadryl to balm those welts
I swelled up like a car tire at a pump
I should have posed as an after pic for
Get thighs like these one simple exercise
Except the bloody scabs would give it away
So I killed the flies don’t feel bad about it
Aren’t they frog and bird food
When I stuck them on pins
My biology teacher
Gave me an A
c. J.S.Manista, 2015
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