Cooking would be more fun
If I didn’t create a horrible
Mess prepping the veggies
Involves cutting away stems
Green beans peeling unsightly
Leaves lettuce tops carrots
Radishes hacking down the trees
Broccoli cauliflower poor me to
Think of stripping the skin off
A sweet potato scoring the bases
Of brussel sprouts then like an OCD
Maid chopping the waste to
Compostible bits trucking it all
To the heap lest I breed inevitable
Vegetable flies can’t call them
Fruit flies thus we favor leaving
Skins on potatoes that’s where
The vitamins are unless they’ll
Be mashed which come out of a box
I’m no fool I cook for one guy is
He going to rat on himself then
There’s the sweeping the floor
And the desk I confess I do the
Prep while watching YouTube videos
Of kittens hot rods cheerleaders
Real science specious science I
Can’t take histories of surgery
Torture witchcraft flower arranging
I’ll listen to singers hymns organ
Music put that in for you AW
Check for blood on the keyboard
Missing fingers cat hair if I’m
Distributing stuff to at least three
Plastic containers I can’t keep
Count so I’ll weigh each of them
To even the measures plunk some
Lemon juice too much butter then
They’re ready for the fridge to be
Apportioned as one vegetable for
Dinner when I think to count units
Roasting a chicken means committing
Myself to dealing with schmaltz
And I’m squeamish about peeling
Off skin cutting through bones it’s
So much simpler to put the whole
Thing in a pot with some water
Come back in two hours
Let the meat fall off the bone
Once they cool if I were more into
Casseroles I’d use it there but
Slob that I am chop it into small
Bits some Ragu spaghetti squash
Another mess in the making
Parmesan from a can veggie on
The side I have to steel my nerves
To face all the pots and pans that
Result how would I manage if I
Tried somethings elegant I’d lose
Weight prepping one day cooking
The next eating the same then
Cleaning for two days no wonder
Singles prop up Chipotles FiveGuys
Or call in for pad thai then feel
Guilty about the styrofoam box
c. J.S.Manista, 2015
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