Naming Rights for Sale

This basement commode is situated in the "open plan" cellar with views of the shower and boiler. There's plenty in the area to lean on for added effort and the plunger stands at the ready to complete any particularly large flush

This first floor feature is offered with newer plunger and the added opportunity of advertising to those who need to wash dishes or feed the cat

And last this throne-like seat makes available to you especially reliable flushing as the drain pipe and the tank valve have been replaced in the last few months/weeks. What else would you expect for a penthouse jake?

After years of unrealized potential income I have decide to offer 

the NAMING RIGHTS to my three bathrooms. Long enough 

known as Jim's EXCRETAL BASINS/VOMITORIA they can 

each now be recognized with your personal/corporate 

NAME/LOGO by a hand-lettered sign I will post either on the 

door or in the case of the basement facility will hang from a pipe 

nearby. Bidding begins at $500/commode effective today for a 3-

yr contract, ending 07/31/18. Remember this cost can be written 

off as advertising on your taxes. Let the bidding begin! (No 

reasonable offer refused) 10% cash with each bid submitted.





c. J.S.Manista, 2015