Galileo at his handmade telescope |
Inside the Large Hadron Collider |
The history of science is muddied
With alchemists wizards magicians
Who with mathematicians
Decoded the world before us
Which quite tidily proceeds
Whether it’s understood or not
Been like that since before
Archimedes luxuriated in his tub
Pondering how he could tell
The king his crown was pure
And be 100% certainly sure
Galileo cleaned up some
Gravity crap dropping two spheres
Of different weight from a tower
Noting which hit the ground first
Each had a patron who covered the cost
Of these early ventures
This was a crown mind you
And who had a tower
Mr. Wizard and Tommy
Could have pulled off the same
Submerging ping pong and golf
Balls in a pail of water or dropping
Them from an attic window
If Aristotle had but risen from his divan
To test observe and conclude
He’d have nailed Father of Science
Instead he sat back and thought
Which good enough on its own
Was only half of what was required
Many had thought and thought wrong
Zeno of Elea thought himself into a cage
Motion’s impossible he proved
Had he thought more like Archimedes
He might have been Father of Calculus
Which new scholarship shows
Archimedes himself might have been
He he thought just a tad more
And written it down
Don’t throw the armchair out quite yet
Galileo didn’t need the tower after all
If he’d thought about cutting
In half the heavier ball
Now how fast would it fall
But the tower helped gather a crowd
Newton’s apocryphal tale of the apple
Was a ruse to cover his gravitational insight
Of the cannon atop a mountain
Shooting a shell round the world like the moon
He topped it off with the math and voila
Einstein did a number thinking what
It would be like on a train moving
Close to the speed of light
Granted Michelson-Morley’s data
Figured therein Albert’s relativity ingeniously
Put time and space on a stretching new spin
Today’s tools though are so expensive
The Large Hadron Collider’s
Seventeen circular miles
Six hundred feet underground
Cost nine billion dollars
Before they turned it on
I doubt if some Venetian doge
Had that kind of pocket change
Nor Cambridge professorships salary
Much less the Swiss patent office wages
For all of the great glorious data discerned
They’re still all just numbers
Until someone in an armchair
Finds the last formula
c. J.S.Manista, 2015
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