However much good confession is
For publicity it may or may not be
Salutary for your soul depending on
The legalities involved statute of
Limitations surviving victims
Whether a weapon was found or
The scene bulldozed malled over
That’s for significant errors mine
Are more like cheatsheets generously
Self-graded quizzes carefully selected
Days taken off sick and a few time
Cards deftly punched for departed
Colleagues nothing much to
Reveal about my role in the
Sexual revolution I served as
Neither a conscript nor a volunteer
There were no shots across my
Bow and truth be told I would
Not have shirked my duty had
Anyone informed me I may have
Slept through the battle call never
Forged tax documents nor
Attempted to defraud although
As a child I may have oversold
The benefits of subscribing to
The Catholic Universe Bulletin
I falsely claimed reading in toto
Several books for the library’s
Summer reading club pretty much
The same in college my brother
Built a model airplane which I
Submitted as my own won
Second place at Young Modeler’s
Where were my mentors when I
Was foisting this charade I never
Confessed this before hope it’s
Only a venial transgression wrote
My son’s book report on Walden
For which his teacher said tell your
Father I gave him an F they won’t
Pull his medical license for that
Surely where were his mentors
When I was doing that shameful
Deed does he have to turn in his
Eagle Scout badge as an accessory
Then there’s all that inward evil
Yet to surface a la Jimmy Carter
Those women for whom I hungered
Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, and
The like most recently that beauty
Today at Dave’s Supermarket who
Wandered up the aisle to my down
Passing her several times I thought
To blurt out I can die now knowing
I have lived for a few seconds
Within inches of you Perfection
If the ring she wore were just
An engagement ring heck
Who’d have to know if you
Find this shocking I confessed
As much to a bible study group
Just this last Sunday it is impossible
That a man should evolve through
The millennia and not emerge an
Eternally horny being that’s what
Makes marital exclusiveness such a
Treasure that spouses give up all
Those others just for one I’m happy
To confess to that
c. J.S.Manista, 2015
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