Fridays the thirteenth occur with
Sufficient regularity to keep the
Superstition bumping along poor
Soul is the one whose bad luck
Befalls on this not quite auspicious
Day for they are most tempted
To succumb to the peril of
Coincidence the rest of humankind
Who have been spared might
Shrug or even give a sigh of
Relief still it’s more of a joke
Day on which to suffer minor
Setbacks some plaster fell one
Stock in your portfolio tanked
Not like your sister died that
Would be tragic no a brake job
A D on a book report or your
Pants split as you were stretching
Up to board a bus even multiples
Of superstitions wouldn’t count
Such as crossing the path of a
Black cat while walking under a
Ladder on Friday the thirteenth
That kind of thing might slow down
The mildly superstitious applying
An eence of skepticism should
Reveal there’s nothing about a cat
A ladder or a date on a calendar
That bears on the slightest of your
Activities keep your balance
Wear good shoes while walking
Look down keep your head up
Hell with the date and you
Should stay upright and safe
Same thing goes for wearing a
St. Christopher medal scapular
Crucifix regular scriptural reading
But if you really prefer worry
There’s always lightning nuclear
War asteroids any one which could
Seriously make for a bad day
As for the asteroids if it were
Going to happen it should have
By now well it did back in the day
When the dinosaurs were too busy
Making movies with Steven Spielberg
To notice the sky exploded for a
Century or so poor things no coats
And all but fortunately for us the
Mousy mammals who burrowed
In the earth survived dominated and
Became us and we’ve been kind of
Riding our luck in asteroids soon
Bruce Willis will be too old to
Save us again any time soon now
For atomic death which we know
From dropping those bombs on
Japan these could pose a real
Problem but only if we get something
Less than complete Armageddon
One bomb here or there might not
Be so bad a little more strontium
Ninety in our cereal milk regret for
The people of Wheresitstan where
It fell we know from counting
The weapons out there total
Armageddon poses no problem
Either as we’ll all be dead
And be spared the suffering
Of gradual global warming
Have a nice day and
Good luck
c. J.S.Manista, 2015
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