Charge the sucker what he’ll pay
Is the first rule of economics I’m
Quite sure Samuelson frames it
More delicately as a graph showing
Buyers along the y-axis and price
Along the x refined to show that
One’s maximum earnings occur
At some point along the line for
The highest price times the
Largest number of buyers if the
Price is very low you can move
A million if the price is very
High sales will be rare
But that’s for widgets novels
And movies if all you’ve got
Is that one lamp your Aunt Martha
Gave you fifty cents may not be
As bad as it sounds at first
Especially when you’ve had it
On Craigslist for six weeks and
Nobody’s come to see it from the
Ten who called you can regift it
If your friends lack taste or lamps
Which can save you driving it
To the thrift store but you shouldn’t
Claim it on your taxes not
In good conscience if you’ve ever
Thought to make a photo record
Of your possessions would you
Even waste the effort for the lamp
Not if your deductible is a thousand
Dollars when they stole my computer
And monitor I learned that only cars
Out of showrooms depreciate faster
It may be worth a thousand dollars
To you but that gets you a buck to
Claim it if it’s five years old in my
Dump they’d have to take a lot for
Me to get even a pittance back and
That’s including repair of the
Break-in damage I’m reading
Steven Brill’s book on medical
Costs in America America’s
Bitter Pill and learning how
Health benefits got so expensive
He samples items from those six
To seven page line listings of every
Item used in the course of two days
In the hospital seventy-seven
Dollars for a box of gauze pads
One could buy for a buck at CVS
Or having to pay for items twice
Once as a line cost and again
Included in the cost of the
Emergency room billing for
Hospital care rivals the Defense
Department’s six hundred dollar
Hammers former employees of
Hospitals and insurance companies
Have carved lush new jobs negotiating
With hospitals to reduce your
Bill but of course that comes at
A price too it is not unusual to
Find non-profit hospitals with
Operating profits higher than
Apple remember that when you
Set your price it’s not gouging
It’s your due
c. J.S.Manista, 2015
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