20151102 (interview)

What’s your greatest weakness

And what are you doing about it

How stupid do you think I am

Might be the first answer that

Comes to mind since it’s so 

Overused any good applicant

Already has a practiced tale

To nudge him or herself off

The target I’m not quite sure 

What an interviewer hopes 

To achieve with managerial

Claptrap ability to think on your

Feet how many are standing the

Aptitude to cover for numerous

Ineptitudes or how you’d

Handle being on the witness 

Stand if the company ever got

Sued you shouldn’t be expected

To provide both gun and bullets

For your execution let the buggers

Discover your weaknesses that’s

What they’re paid to do run

Background checks query 

References Google you if nothing

Else but hey who wants to do all

That if you can get the applicant

To turn himself in how many

Of us have made it from birth

To the second interview without 

Committing egregious errors 

Corporate or otherwise any dumb

Gumshoe could easily unearth

Maybe the guys on your football

Team were meatheads doesn’t 

Mean you couldn’t now

Manage a multiparty project 

Lots of guys got dishonorably 

Discharged they don’t need to 

Know volunteer army you don’t

Have to volunteer that who’s

Going to know if you didn’t

Graduate you attended for the

Most part withdrew failing

Could have been that senior 

Year abroad that took you to 

The finer brothels opium

Dens of Thailand Malaysia

Could be hard to explain but

Direct research on international

Justice systems really was what

You did in their jails back 

In the states now the good old

US of A and I’m getting

Up on my feet I just need

One decent break you won’t 

Regret taking me on sir my 

Talents are eager for challenge 

Office manager collections 

Late accounts maintenance

For associated veeblefetzers

Has my name written all over it

May not be a perfect fit but

When do I start oh yeah we

Should talk about salary

c. J.S.Manista, 2015