Thursday, December 24, 2015

20151228 (desperation)


















Someone broke into the 

Mailboxes last night. 


Second time in a month. A


Community-style cluster-box


Unit standing on a poured


Concrete foundation block,


Unbudgeable anchor for


The dozen or more families


Residing on the cul-de sac 


Of Aspinwall Estates, 


Forest home to upper


Middle class worker bees,


Doctors, lawyers, well-paid


Ministers of the numerous


Small to middle-sized 


Corporations of recent founding.


Box doors open by key 


On the back to protect 


Customers from traffic 


On the access court 


When fetching their mail


And open by key on the


Other side for the mailman.


Ideally such units reduce 


Postal costs markedly for


What would otherwise


Be a formidable, expensive


Door-to-door service. 


Regulation rather than choice


Determines who gets it--an


Acceptable inconvenience


Compared to paying monthly


For a P. O. box at the 

Nearest station. Someone


Crowbarred the delivery side, 


Large doors at the top, the


Bottom, peeling them back 


As one would a tin of sardines. 


Surprisingly the brass and 


Steel lock held so the thief(-ves) 


Could reach into fewer 


Than half the letter


Compartments--nothing like 


A professional job. Were 


They kids in a pickup, 


Cruising the posher


Suburban realms, hoping to


Score cash-laden Christmas


Cards, or someone clued into


The shipment of a Rolex, an


Amazon parcel of high-power


Coke? I once worked for an


Office in an area replete 


With public housing which


Had been converted to cluster


Units from door-to-door for


Far less of a saving to the


Post office but with a greater


Security of the mail for the 


Customers. Previously thieves


Openly followed the carriers


As they delivered, then stole


From the cheap mailboxes


Hung by a single nail at


Each door. Seasonally, 


Around the Fourth of July, 


Vandals with M-80s would


Pry open a single central box, 


Deposit several grenades,


Their fuses tied together to


Unify the bangs. What result


Such simple craft wrought.


Investigators queried local


Hospitals of emergency


Treatment for persons showing


Flesh wounds from aluminum


Shrapnel. They were not


Apprehended. Last night's


Destruction was just another


Lesson in how vulnerable all


Of us are, both rich and poor

To guerilla crime.





c. J.S.Manista, 2015

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